Advance Warning
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*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE WINTERVALE DIET OBSERVATION ADMINISTRATION ***
The WDOA has issued the following High Level Alert:
000 WDOA26 WRLC 171120 WSWMQT URGENT - DANGEROUS CONSUMPTION ADVISORY Wintervale Alerts Service Beldenville WI 529 AM CST Tue Nov 21 2017 EAT001-004-160100- /O.NEW.WRLC.WW.Y.0030.161008U3031Y-171119T0200Z/ Pierce- Including the city of Beldenville 529 AM CST Tue Nov 21 2017 ...DANGEROUS CONSUMPTION ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CST JANUARY 3, 2018... * WHAT...High calories occurring. Plan on incredible food conditions, including during the evening meals. Additional treat accumulations of 2 to 3 batches per hour are expected. Quantities will fluctuate with periods of heavy servings throughout the alert duration. * WHERE...Pierce County, especially in the areas of Cyndie's kitchen. * WHEN...Until 9 PM CST on January 3, 2018. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS...The most delectable treats will appear whenever Cyndie is in the vicinity of her kitchen. Be prepared for irresistible aromas and disappearing room in stomachs at times of intense baking. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A Dangerous Consumption Advisory for seasonal foodstuffs means periods of high calorie appetizers, entrees, and desserts may lead to self-control difficulties. Be prepared for off-the-charts satisfaction, and use caution while chewing. . . .
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HaHaHa!!! In this particular instance…I am so happy we live so far apart! Many blessings to you both for a New Year filled with lots of love and light ❤
lorriebowden
December 30, 2017 at 9:06 am
Thank you! I believe I survived the threat. 🙂
Right back at you with the blessings for love and light!!
johnwhays
December 31, 2017 at 10:37 am
😁
lorriebowden
December 31, 2017 at 2:33 pm
Love it!
George Walker
November 22, 2017 at 8:10 am
You are well aware of the dangers…
johnwhays
November 22, 2017 at 10:01 am
Hilarious 🤣 you are brilliant❣️ 🍽⛄️🎅🏻🤶🏻🎄
Judy
November 21, 2017 at 10:36 am
Awwww. You are so nice to write that. But it’s for my own safety!!
johnwhays
November 21, 2017 at 12:20 pm
😂
Liz
November 21, 2017 at 10:19 am
Go ahead and laugh, but this is serious!
johnwhays
November 21, 2017 at 12:19 pm
Now THERE is a compliment! This is fabulous!!
Mary
November 21, 2017 at 7:32 am
A friendly public service announcement for everyone’s safety. Thanks!
johnwhays
November 21, 2017 at 9:22 am