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*this* John W. Hays' take on things and experiences

Advance Warning

with 11 comments

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*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM THE WINTERVALE DIET OBSERVATION ADMINISTRATION ***

The WDOA has issued the following High Level Alert:

 

000
WDOA26 WRLC 171120
WSWMQT

URGENT - DANGEROUS CONSUMPTION ADVISORY
Wintervale Alerts Service Beldenville WI
529 AM CST Tue Nov 21 2017

EAT001-004-160100-
/O.NEW.WRLC.WW.Y.0030.161008U3031Y-171119T0200Z/
Pierce-
Including the city of Beldenville
529 AM CST Tue Nov 21 2017

...DANGEROUS CONSUMPTION ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CST JANUARY
3, 2018...

* WHAT...High calories occurring. Plan on incredible food conditions,
  including during the evening meals. Additional treat
  accumulations of 2 to 3 batches per hour are expected. Quantities will
  fluctuate with periods of heavy servings throughout the alert duration.

* WHERE...Pierce County, especially in the areas of Cyndie's kitchen.

* WHEN...Until 9 PM CST on January 3, 2018.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...The most delectable treats will appear whenever
  Cyndie is in the vicinity of her kitchen. Be prepared for irresistible
  aromas and disappearing room in stomachs at times of intense baking.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A Dangerous Consumption Advisory for seasonal foodstuffs means periods of 
high calorie appetizers, entrees, and desserts may lead to self-control difficulties.
Be prepared for off-the-charts satisfaction, and use caution while chewing.

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Written by johnwhays

November 21, 2017 at 7:00 am

11 Responses

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  1. HaHaHa!!! In this particular instance…I am so happy we live so far apart! Many blessings to you both for a New Year filled with lots of love and light ❤

    lorriebowden

    December 30, 2017 at 9:06 am

  2. Love it!

    George Walker

    November 22, 2017 at 8:10 am

  3. Hilarious 🤣 you are brilliant❣️ 🍽⛄️🎅🏻🤶🏻🎄

    Judy

    November 21, 2017 at 10:36 am

    • Awwww. You are so nice to write that. But it’s for my own safety!!

      johnwhays

      November 21, 2017 at 12:20 pm

  4. 😂

    Liz

    November 21, 2017 at 10:19 am

  5. Now THERE is a compliment! This is fabulous!!

    Mary

    November 21, 2017 at 7:32 am

    • A friendly public service announcement for everyone’s safety. Thanks!

      johnwhays

      November 21, 2017 at 9:22 am


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