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Drifting

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Drifting

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March 21, 2013 at 7:00 am

Spring Arrives

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IMG_1905eIt seems fitting to follow that series about winter survival training with a picture of what spring looks like around here this year. Yes, the calendar shows today to be the first day of spring, but winter has not released its grip, and the temperatures in this region are down in the single digits this morning. The trailer load of wood for our paddock fencing is still stuck where they parked it back in January, once again, covered with snow.

I saw a note indicating that 8 of the last 10 Mondays have involved accumulations of snow or sleet that disrupted the morning traffic in our metro area. It turns out, I picked a good day not to drive to work this year, having chosen Mondays as my day off for the 4-day work week.

Many people are contrasting all these snow events with the weather we had last year at this time, when it hit 80°. I’m having problems remembering that.

IMG_1898eThe snow we received two days ago was followed by significant wind. I did a rather cursory job of plowing, knowing that there would be a fair amount of drifting that would need to be cleaned up eventually. I figured I would do it yesterday when I got home from work, but it was still blowing, and the windchill wouldn’t have been very fun to work in, so I saved it for later today.

I’m hoping that today, it being spring and all, the afternoon will be much more hospitable for being exposed out on the tractor.

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March 20, 2013 at 7:00 am

Winter Survival III

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This post is the last of a 3-part series describing my adventures as a 16-year-old, in 1976, spending a week in northern Minnesota, with five other classmates, learning winter survival skills from, Will Steger, in the years before he gained notoriety as a polar explorer. I left off yesterday in the middle of a description of the memorable meals we were treated to…

After a week of eating food with sunflower nuts mixed in, it began to be a bit much. By the last day, our cravings for the things we missed were really hitting us hard, especially sweets. It was something awful. Will wasn’t completely oblivious. He announced a special treat to celebrate our last breakfast: pancakes with real syrup. Sweet, sweet syrup. Boy were we drooling for this. Then, just at the moment that should have been the ultimate reward, our joy was crushed by nuts. He had put sunflower nuts in the pancakes! Auuugh!

Just prior to our arrival, a new litter of puppies had been born. On the night he sent us out for that ‘final’ test –the solo under-the-stars overnight– Will took advantage of his first free moment since we had arrived, and got out his parabolic microphone, to record the sound of those newborn puppies making all sorts of squeaky noises.

IMG_1886eI don’t know if he had mischievous intentions when he started this project, or just proceeded out of an organic curiosity. When he played the first recording back, to hear how it sounded, it caused the other dogs to get a little excited, and they started making their own noise. So, he recorded their reaction, and then played that back. This brought about an increased response from all the dogs. He repeated the process. By the time he was done, those dogs sounded really agitated, and from my vantage point, alone, in the dark woods, I went through a lot of worst-case scenarios to explain what could have been causing all the fuss.

I remember how Will freaked out (and scared the heck out of us) when he found one of the girls had a little blood on her hand from something like a cuticle tear, while we were laboring on the chore day. It was the kind of wound that we would never give a second thought, and probably rarely bother to cover with a band-aid. He relayed how dangerous such a simple break in skin protection can be for someone living in a remote location, and, if ignored, the infection could become critical. He quickly cleaned it with an antiseptic and bandaged it. Point made.

As far as I recall, we handled the logistics of all us guys, and the two girls, with little effort. The sauna was something of a surprise, though. None of us had bathing suits. That didn’t matter to Will, because his process of bathing involved being naked. He just said that he would need to prepare the sauna in advance, give the girls instructions, and they could go first, on their own. Then, the rest of us would go after they were through.

Cyndie recalls this experience seeming so insane: to be left on their own, walking outside, naked, to jump through a hole in the ice, up in the middle of the woods in the dark of night. A bit of a risk maybe? She was sure there were eyes spying, too. (Sort of hoped, for the sake of safety.) If so, it wasn’t any of us.

She said the other girl went first and told her it wasn’t bad at all. When she jumped in and experienced the outrageous shock, she complained that the other girl had lied.

“Of course!” she was told, “If I told the truth, you wouldn’t have jumped in.”

IMG_1887eWe had a uniquely special week with Will Steger. Normally, his Lynx Tracks courses took place at a base camp of semi-permanent tents, away from his home. Instead, we had full access to the living space in his cabin and around the grounds. He had taken on the responsibility for 6 kids, and as such, became our ‘parent’ for the week. I recall him reporting how he nervously watched the temperature drop on the night he left us out for our solo final test, and his worrying about how we were doing. It was cold, but it was manageable. We all survived, safe and sound.

That week was worth so much more than the mere one hundred dollars I had scrounged up to pay for it.

That realization proved to be just one more lesson I learned from that amazing Interim week trip.

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March 19, 2013 at 7:00 am

Winter Survival II

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This post is the second in a 3-part series describing my adventures as a 16-year-old, in 1976, spending a week in northern Minnesota, with five other classmates, learning winter survival skills from, Will Steger, in the years before he gained notoriety as a polar explorer. Four of us had just arrived at the spot where we were to leave modern conveniences behind, to immerse ourselves in a crash course of self-sufficiency, and winter survival skills…

We were just far enough out of downtown Ely, MN, to feel like we were completely in the wild. After parking the car and pondering whether we were even in the right place, we summoned the depths of our adolescent bravado for what lie ahead. As we were joking about ever seeing our loved ones again, …the best possible start for our week of adventure occurred: it began to snow. Great big flakes filled the sky and clouded the horizon.

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Click image for Will’s description of his homestead

Not long after that, out in the middle of the frozen lake, a dark spot materialized. As it grew in size and definition, we deduced it to be our greeting party, Will Steger and a team of sled dogs. There was no road to his homestead. We would travel across two lakes, by sled.

During the ensuing week we would learn many things that I’ve since used over and over in my life. It was my first experience on cross-country skis. We snowshoed. We commanded a dogsled team. We built an igloo out of packed snow. We learned how to dress properly for the conditions, and to control our body temperature during a variety of levels of activity. We practiced orienteering. We learned to identify trees, and how to take advantage of their resources. We practiced starting one-match fires.

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Paul G., Bill D., Will Steger, me

We were able to experience self-sufficient existence in a rustic setting. I remember the six of us thinking that he might be taking advantage of us, when he “allowed” us to experience what a day of chores would be like, collecting, splitting, and stacking wood for heating and cooking, hauling water, and preparing meals. It seemed like he was double-dipping, getting paid by us, and then putting us to work for him. Enduring a full day of that kind of real effort can be a brutal experience for a teenager, but it was a really good lesson for us to learn.

Some nights, we spread out our sleeping bags on the floor of his cabin, arranged around the pot-belly stove. Other nights, we slept in the igloo, or distributed among the hills of the nearby woods, under the stars. In the middle of the week, we took a sauna, and jumped through a hole cut in the ice of the lake.

On the day he was teaching us orienteering, we were on snowshoes. With map and compass, we plotted a course and traversed a lot of woods, tromping through plenty of snow. As the afternoon grew long, he reported that it was time for him to hustle back and get dinner started. It would be our test to navigate the way home on our own. The thing I remember about this moment is how effortlessly he departed on those snowshoes. He put his arms behind his back, clasped hands like a casual skater, and seemed to just glide across the snow, far from the typical trudging one might expect with snowshoes.

Speaking of dinner, the food was truly memorable. It may have simply been the setting, or the extreme effort we were putting in every day, but it all just tasted so good, and had a rustic wholesomeness. Well, this, coming from a teenager living in the suburbs, who ate an awful lot of processed, and fast-served food. One of the ingredients he used as accent was sunflower nuts. I’d never had them in beef stew before and they turned out to be a treat. He used them in everything it seemed, and they really did provide something special. Until day seven…

Continues tomorrow with the final installment of this story…

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March 18, 2013 at 7:00 am

Winter Survival

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Recently, I awoke from a dream about an experience I had when I was a teenager. In the dream, I was telling someone about a pivotal event that shaped my love for winter, ever after. I have resurrected a story I wrote about that event, which I published in my online community years ago. Since it is too long for one blog post, I am going to break it up into a 3-part series. The adventure begins…

During my Junior year of high school, in the winter of 1975-76, I spent a week learning winter survival skills from Will Steger, a local teacher who went on to become one of the world’s great polar explorers. It was a monumental experience for me; one that could just as easily have never happened.

EPeaglesIt was a relatively new trend for high schools to offer an interim session, similar to something colleges and universities featured. We were required to register in advance, and were to fill our week by choosing from options like, learning to play Bridge, first aid, chess, cooking, or SCUBA diving, among other like-type activities. The interim idea was well-intentioned, but it was up against the cynicism and apathy of teens at that time, and it seemed the students felt that the choices offered were, for the most part, “uncool.”

There was one option that stood out from all the rest. Instead of just an afternoon, or a day or two, this single choice would take up the whole week. Our Physics teacher had helped his friend build a rustic cabin, nestled into a hill on a cliff overlooking a lake. During one of his visits, as the friend shared details of a winter training school he was starting, our teacher talked him into becoming one of our interim options.

Will Steger came down to our school to do a presentation, which is the way he marketed his new winter skills school, “Lynx Tracks.” He narrated an amazing slide show of photographs he had taken, and used a background soundtrack with recordings he collected of birds, wind, water and wolves. I was fascinated. But this option would cost $100! That was too much for me. I didn’t even consider it a possibility.

Some of my friends said they were actually considering it. It was a big step to get me over my reluctance to spend that kind of money, but with a little extra coercion, and plenty of support, I was persuaded, and I committed to join them. Eventually, it became a group of 6. Shortly after we had all signed up, my high school announced that, due to the lack of participation by students in registering, our interim week had been cancelled. Now, that is what I call, “uncool.”

Our initial dismay over this news was soon turned to gloating. Due to the significance of the trip we had selected, and the money we had committed –not to mention, the generous offer Will Steger had made to even take on a group of otherwise unchaperoned high school kids– our interim option was allowed to proceed, even though all the others were dropped, replaced by regular classes.

I recall scrounging a backpack and assembling the best of my winter boots and gear. And I was excited for the travel accommodations that were worked out. I got to ride up to Ely, in a car with 2 girls (one that just happened to be my future wife, Cyndie) and 1 other guy. Road trip! Unsupervised road trip!

It was a little daunting to be heading out on this adventure, completely responsible for ourselves. More than once, we questioned the wisdom of the variety of adults who had either set this trip in motion, or simply allowed it to play out. The instructions we received were pretty vague, and consisted mostly of verbal descriptions from our Physics teacher, regarding where to leave our car by a lake, and to then just wait to be met by the man, himself, …Will Steger.

Continues tomorrow…

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March 17, 2013 at 10:44 am

Fooled

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I have left the playing field
I have left the building
I cannot see what it is that is hurting
my chances to succeed
in this rat race that is hurling
my life past my eyes
at breakneck speed like in curling
wake the dream
shake the rug
bang the gong
take a drug
lift back down to the top of the floor
where my feet finally reach
the wide open door
and I dance oh so suave
as if I knew what it was
I’m supposed to be doing
and I see there’s a finish line
that’s no different from the start
and ponder for reasons
that make sense to my heart
but I can’t seem to grasp
what it is that has sent
me reeling, careening
really, falling apart
over something that is nothing
a hollywood foam rock

© 2006

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March 16, 2013 at 8:17 am

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Contrasting Commutes

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IMG_1864eCyndie’s home, and the squirrels are happy again!

We are just a week away from the vernal equinox and the precipitation has been in classic form for this period. Yesterday morning, I arose in the darkness of the 5 o’clock hour, and immediately perceived that something was happening outside.

I approached the door to the deck outside our bedroom and pulled the trigger on our powerful LED spotlight. Wowza!

It was coming down fast and furious, and there was already a couple of inches accumulated on the railing. I felt like I was in a Star Wars movie and we had just engaged the hyperdrive, with the blowing snow so intense, it was the only thing illuminated.

I was not aware that we might be getting snow, so wasn’t mentally prepared for this. My reaction was to hustle up and start my drive as early as possible, allowing plenty of time to arrive at work, and hopefully getting ahead of the majority of other people that were thinking the same thing as me.

I was the first person on the two roads closest to our house, and struggled to discern where the edges of the pavement were, with the “hyperdrive-effect” still wildly limiting visibility. When I finally reached the main road, I was happy to see two cars pass by, giving me a beacon to follow. It was one of those situations where I would have followed them right into the ditch, if they drove off the road.

We caught up to a long train of vehicles following one extremely cautious driver. It’s unfair that all of us behind this first driver were able to see pretty well, with our train of headlights, and were eager to speed up, yet that person had nothing but darkness and snowflakes out his windshield. Fortunately, it seemed as though everyone was sensitive to that driver’s plight, and we safely held positions and crept along together.

As roads got bigger, and traffic heavier, we passed several cars that had lost control and were now buried in the ditches. The snow continued to come down with incredible intensity. On the main expressway, I approached the first of many sets of flashing red and blue lights of an emergency vehicle that I would encounter on this trip. He was parked behind an 18-wheel tractor-trailer rig, and in front of that truck’s headlights rested a vehicle tipped up off its wheels, resting precariously on the driver’s side doors.

Farther on, an overhead sign flashed a warning of a crash in the tunnel: “expect delays.” I plotted my escape from the freeway, and exited downtown to navigate city streets in a route around the tunnel. It was an incredible ordeal to finally arrive at work.

Then, in the classic form of late-winter weather, which I referred to above, I departed the office in the afternoon under sunny skies and above-freezing temperatures. It always amazes me how quickly things change. Roads were almost all dry. Southern facing hills were clear of snow. All of the earlier accumulation of snow, and all the drama from the morning commute, were completely gone. The drive home was trouble-free.

It feels like spring can’t be far off.

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March 15, 2013 at 7:00 am

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Boggled Mind

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Last night I had my mind boggled by the PBS broadcast of Nova episode, “Earth from Space.” My mind is numb. So much information all at once, about our planet and the interconnectedness of everything, has left me speechless (write-less). I will provide one of my photos to speak for me today, in place of my words.

Enjoy.

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March 14, 2013 at 7:00 am

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Different Results

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The first time I created the ski trail in my woods, I used my skis to pack the snow. For three days, I skied back and forth on my little trail, lengthening it by packing another 4-5 ft, each time I reached an end. That did a number on the glide wax on the bottoms of the skis.

Over the weekend, while it was rainy and melting, I scoured the interwebs for videos on waxing skis. I have had this procedure demonstrated to me, in person, several times, and even tried myself a couple of times, years ago. What I remember about my experience with waxing skis is, the next time mine were due for waxing, I took them to a shop and paid to have them done.

Now that I have my own shop space, I am again inspired to see if I can develop my skills for waxing skis. I looked to the videos in order to refresh my memory of the tips and tricks.

The first thing I ran into was, conflicting advice. One said to scrape the wax off while it is still warm, others suggest (or insist) you let the ski cool. Universally, the videos demonstrated simple and effortless examples supporting the instructions for each step being described. For every phase I attempted, I experienced distinctly different results. It was pretty much a disaster, and became primarily an exercise in overcoming my perfectionistic tendencies. I remember why I paid to have them done last time.

First, apply the wax. They suggest you test the temperature of your iron by watching for smoke. If melting the wax creates smoke, your iron is too hot. Mine smoked right away, at the low setting. I monkeyed around a bit, but struggled with getting it hot enough to melt, but not smoke. The results were far from the perfection shown in the videos.

There are different ways to apply the wax to the ski. Melting it on tends to create more waste, so heating the wax on the iron for a second, and then crayoning it on, is an alternative. I tried both. When I melted it on, most of the wax ended up in the center groove (where it’s not wanted), or in a single drop that I had trouble distributing with my hot/not-hot iron.

Melt the wax into the base of the ski. I’ve already touched on my struggles with this. The instructions are explicit about never stopping the iron on the ski, to avoid overheating, and damaging, the base. Moving from tip to heel, the demonstrations show 2 even passes of the iron down the length of the ski. The wax completely liquefies and soaks over the width of the bottom of the ski. As if. Not even close. The wax would get wet, for a second, but not flow over the full area. I did everything I could to not stop in one place, and not turn the iron up to smoking, but I never really achieved the results demonstrated in the videos.

Scrape the wax off. Yes, this seems like the silliest project ever. Put the wax on, and then scrape it off. Obviously, this reveals that you only need a really, really thin layer over the base material, which is why it is a waste to melt too much on, in the first place. You scrape out the groove and clean the edges and then pull an even stroke down the ski. Well, the rounded corner of my scraper that is intended for the groove, doesn’t match the shape at all. My scraping was reasonable, but subject to the inconsistent quality of the wax I was able to apply.

In the end, I believe my results were satisfactory. The skis are certainly better off than if I had done nothing, but I don’t think they glide as well as they should, yet. It was certainly a great opportunity for me to practice settling for something less than perfect.

I just need more practice. The problem is, the end of the season is near, and by next year, I’ll be back to square-one, researching those videos to remind me of all the steps I have yet to master.

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March 13, 2013 at 7:00 am

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Trail Grooming

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After the rain that fell over the weekend, we received a nice finishing touch on Sunday night, in the way of 4 inches of new snow. Of course, that meant, once again, I would spend most of Monday (my extra day off from the day-job) plowing and shoveling.

In addition to the driveway and sidewalk projects, I also freshened things up around the house in preparation for Cyndie’s return from Arizona. That doesn’t mean I didn’t squeak in a little time to work on grooming my ski trail in the woods, though.

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Grooming in process

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Snowshoes and a dragged shovel

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…create a nice enough finish

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March 12, 2013 at 7:00 am