Relative Something

John couldn’t be here today because he was working too hard on his secret December projects to get around to writing, so me and Silent Bob is here to tell you all that we’ve got everything under control. Our take on things involves a lot more profanity than is probably welcome here so we won’t go ranting about what bugs us most, except for people who take candy from babies. We hate it when that happens. All we really know is that things are rarely as bad as they seem, even when we are acting as if it is just the opposite. We hate when that happens, too. Anyway, don’t you think you should get back to work or whatever it is you are supposed to be doing right now? Dude!