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Feeling Wintry

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In case you were wondering what the most recent blast of winter weather was like for us on Tuesday and Wednesday, I present the following that it inspired me to create:

Recipe to make an otherwise beautiful event of falling snowflakes into an angry blast of epic proportions:

Ingredients:
  • One afternoon of misting rain
  • A few hours of actual raindrops
  • Cold but not freezing air temperatures
  • A few hours of mixed precipitation of rain/sleet/snow
  • One large blast of a below-freezing air mass
  • A constant 25 mph gale out of the Northwest
  • An infinite number of snowflakes of various shapes and sizes

Add the above ingredients in the order listed for the duration indicated. For greatest impact, extend the overall event for longer hours to increase the amount of angry blast desired. To add some *icing* to this cake, don’t allow the sun to be visible for weeks after the storm has passed.

I admit that I got a little carried away with the last line. Overstating the part about not being able to see the sun for weeks is just being rancorous. In reality, we enjoyed a decent mix of scattered sunshine yesterday afternoon. The angry blast of wintry weather turned out to be far short of epic.

We have removed blankets from the horses, and they are showing every indication of being perfectly adjusted to the arrival of the snow and cold.

I pulled out my winter boots and insulated Carhartt overalls to wear while the snow was flying in the gale-force winds, but I need to retrain myself on the intricacies of getting in and out of my winter “spacesuit.”

It’s safe to say that the switch has been flipped, taking us from the genteel conditions of a mild autumn into the harsh reality of winter in the north.

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Written by johnwhays

November 28, 2025 at 7:00 am