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List Making

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Sometimes, it’s helpful to create a list, whether you need one or not.

  • That look when a dog tilts its head.
  • Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Bark with Almond, Pretzel & Sea Salt.
  • Giggles from kids younger than 4.
  • Eyeglasses that actually fit and correctly improve vision.
  • Effective use of italics.
  • Narrators with voices that sound comfortingly familiar.
  • Thinking thoughts without perceiving them as [silently] spoken words.
  • Knowing the difference between two similar things.
  • Being on the safe side.
  • LED light bulbs.
  • Reading between the lines even when there are no spaces.
  • Waiting for a ride.
  • Shedding a tear at just the right moment.
  • Always remembering to get to an appointment on time.
  • Walking in late because there were no convenient parking spots.
  • Cuff links.
  • Answers to questions you were never asked.
  • Jokes and riddles.
  • Bullet points.
  • Bonus points.
  • Ball points.
  • Insufficient segue logic.
  • Candelabrum.
  • Being reminded of something from the past of which you have no recollection.
  • Forgetting the reason for making a list.
  • Having so quiet a mind that nothing can be identified to add to a list.
  • Emptying the garbage bin.
  • Refusing to experiment with ChatGPT.
  • Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
  • Carrying your shoes, one in each hand.
  • Super slow-motion replays.
  • Poetry and song lyrics that are indistinguishable, one from the other.
  • Unsolicited advice.
  • Empathy.
  • Comedy.
  • Politicization of existential angst.
  • Tenacity.
  • Scratch paper.
  • Wing nuts.
  • Wing tips.
  • Unfinished business.
  • Final chapters.
  • Feeling so much better after making a list.

I’m glad that’s over. Now I can get on with more important things. What was I going to do today? Oh, yeah… I’m going to spend too much money to get new tires on my Crosstrek. The car is approaching 80K miles on the original tires. Maybe if tires last that many miles, “too much money” is not a justifiable gripe.

It’s a luxury to have new tires compared to having everything I own turned to rubble by bombs of war. It is only because I am not living in a war zone that I can waste mental energy creating a seemingly purposeless list.

Throwing words and phrases, sometimes sentences, onto a list can be compared to an artist who creates paintings by randomly splashing colors onto a canvas.

Viewed from a certain angle, a person just might find a moment of resonance with the object, possibly even the creator.

If I were to make the list above again, I’d probably add:

  • An audible heavy sigh.

inserted somewhere strategic. Whether it needs it or not.

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Written by johnwhays

November 7, 2023 at 7:00 am

Arbitrary Thinking

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For no particular reason on a Monday morning, my attention sometimes bounces in many directions.

  • Weekend spectator sports were entertaining but the Achilles injury to Minnesota Vikings Quarterback, Kirk Cousins, looms large on prospects for our future.
  • I stayed up late on Saturday night and found myself laughing a couple of times at scenes on Saturday Night Live.
  • Despite media outlets marketing it as a feature, no part of me wishes to receive “real-time updates” on news feeds covering wars.
  • I could listen to some foreign accents forever while I find others deeply irritating, but I don’t know why.
  • I will admit to an attraction to streaming series that have actors with superb accents.
  • Last week, Cyndie and I went out to dinner to celebrate 49 years since we started dating. For dessert, we ordered her favorite salted caramel chocolate tart.
  • Last night, after dinner of a deep-dish pizza from the freezer, Cyndie served her homemade version of the same salted caramel chocolate tart, along with a bite of dark chocolate pecan toffee she also made.

  • The quality of both treats was so impressive, they matched anything I’ve tasted at high-end shops or restaurants.
  • Last week we bought tickets to fly with friends to visit Iceland next year.
  • None of my awake dreams come close to the realism I experience in my sleeping dreams. Why is that?
  • Sometimes when I see someone near my age with features that trigger memories of a grade-school crush, I wonder what that person looks like now.
  • Is it possible that dogma is the root of all evil?
  • I love that animals can tell when we love them.
  • Imagine if we bathed our brains with healthy healing thoughts that primed our cerebrospinal fluid to facilitate our synapse-firing pathways for goodness.
  • What if we always offered others the slices of life we would want for ourselves?
  • Even though I am no longer employed during a workweek, Mondays still retain a residual stigma for me.
  • Yesterday, I contemplated what cover design would appeal to me if Relative Something were a book. (I find it hard to compete with an animated GIF that has the word “LOVE” blowing in the wind.)
  • Did you know I don’t drink coffee?
  • No matter what variety of distractions I think about, it doesn’t change that I will be driving Cyndie to a hospital for another surgery this week. For some reason, I keep finding myself thinking about that.

Happy Monday, everyone. Unless you are reading this in Australia today. Happy Tuesday to any readers down under

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Written by johnwhays

October 30, 2023 at 6:00 am

Maelstrom

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Words on Images

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Written by johnwhays

October 26, 2023 at 6:00 am

Dinnertime

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I’m waiting for a mysterious wave
of nausea to pass
what might have caused this
I do not know
but my head and my stomach
both tell me no
don’t think about eating
take care to stay calm
maybe close your eyes
and lay still
take deep breaths slowly
and think about
anything else
for a while
so that later
I might consider
buttered toast
before bedtime
as an alternative
to eating
tonight’s evening meal

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October 4, 2023 at 6:00 am

Intimations

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Written by johnwhays

September 28, 2023 at 6:00 am

Expanding

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change the length
of your inhales
by thinking about them
while inhaling
through your nose
and make them longer
even longer
to reach that pinnacle
like that feeling
when you yawn
exhale
for even longer than that
with your eyes closed
to notice the sensation
behind your face
an expansive cavern
to the molecules
sailing through
getting bigger
in your mind’s eye
with another breath
expanding
beyond the universe
of understanding
of logic
calculations
everything that made sense
because it always did before
until you focused
on a bunch
of increasingly lengthier
breaths

 

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Written by johnwhays

September 11, 2023 at 6:00 am

Ceaselessly

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August 27, 2023 at 9:26 am

Reflecting

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Written by johnwhays

July 29, 2023 at 7:00 am

Stilted

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still
here
waiting
in the stillness
stilted
acclimatizing
asking myself
without ever answering
looking after
intangible ideals
basking in the absence
of sound reasoning
lonely
amid the expectations
laughing silently
at an in-joke our glances shared
conspiring innocently
innocuously
with our best selves
bursting
after dark
like vivid pyrotechnical displays
barely visible
just beyond the horizon
with audible booms
that echo the same
as yesterday’s thunder

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Written by johnwhays

July 5, 2023 at 6:00 am

Alexandria

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day off
already
don’t have to ride
get to sleep in
eat wherever looks good
explore Alexandria
hang out with friends
laugh till we cry
don’t get too crazy
gotta pack in the morning
and ride again
early
need to get back
in the groove

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