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Lap Dog

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Weighing in at somewhere between 75-80 pounds, we don’t think of Asher as a lap dog. Especially, because he shows little interest in climbing up to sit on our laps. However, he seems to feel differently when he finds visitors sitting down.

Our kids stopped by on Sunday and Asher climbed up to sit on Julian.

Since that doesn’t happen very often, we captured the novel moment with a photo. It was just so cute. Little did we know, it would get even more photo-worthy.

I hadn’t been paying attention until Julian mentioned his legs were starting to fall asleep.

Asher was out cold, sprawled across the arm of the chair and Julian’s legs. Cyndie has tried many times without success to entice Asher to lie down by her to share his warmth. Silly dog.

Speaking of silly, I gave Asher full freedom to dig for something that was really captivating his nose. I’m glad there weren’t any buried cables in the vicinity. He chewed through roots and dug, and dug.

I wish I knew what he was smelling that interested him so much. Ultimately, he came up with nothing but dirt.

All that digging appeared to tire him out but still, he showed no interest in resting on our laps when we got back inside.

Maybe we should refer to him as being a selective lap dog.

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Written by johnwhays

December 12, 2023 at 7:00 am

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Neck Pain

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Why does my neck hurt this morning? Maybe it has something to do with being flipped head over heels by our lovely dog yesterday. You’d think by this point I would be smart enough to not turn my back on him when he is charging with all his energy in a manic spasm of invented urgency.

I was walking through the woods from the house toward the back side of the barn while Cyndie lagged behind on the driveway above with Asher. The first thing I noticed was Mix getting startled by the sound of Asher bolting over crunching leaves on the trail. I glanced behind me to see Asher coming and looked back in the direction of the horses because now they were all getting jumpy.

Wanting to settle the horses with an assurance it was only the dog racing toward us, I barely got a word out when Asher plowed directly into both of my legs, sending my feet in the air and my upper body to the ground with such speed that I’m not entirely sure what hit first.

My right arm underneath me hurt but so did my shoulder. The headache came later. Did I hit my head? I’m not sure. This morning it is my neck and back between my shoulder blades that are registering complaints.

Do these kinds of collisions hurt the dog, I wonder? Did he protect his head and neck when barreling into me and somehow hit me with his shoulder/side? I have no idea. He seems to be no worse after the impact.

In the end, the most important question has to do with prospects for him maturing enough to stop thinking that running into people at full speed is acceptable behavior.

We should probably put in an epic effort toward getting him to obey a “STOP!” command.

STOP trying to roll in manure!

STOP going into the landscape pond!

STOP digging up Cyndie’s garden!

STOP trying to jump into visiting vehicles!

STOP running full speed into John!

We were really looking forward to having a dog that didn’t need to be leashed full-time, but it has presented a number of different issues than we ever had to deal with when we had Delilah.

I’m looking forward to discovering if I’ve learned to not turn my back on him when he is racing anywhere in my general direction.

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Written by johnwhays

October 8, 2023 at 10:38 am

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