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We have a corn crop! These two stalks made their surprise appearance behind our barn late this summer. By now, all the fields around us have turned mostly brown, but these two seem to be just reaching their prime.

I saw this in a documentary somewhere. How did it go again? Now lawyers from a seed company show up and threaten to sue unless we pay royalties for having their patented genetically modified corn growing on our property. Something like that. I may have that wrong. Just in case, it would probably be best if we kept this discovery secret.

Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone.

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