Harsh Realities
In the last few days, we have come across a surprising number of animal parts that Delilah has collected from her explorations around our property. I think the melting snow might be revealing some carcasses that were preserved beneath all the white stuff this winter. At least, we hope that explains the dramatic increase in our exposure to the harsh reality of animal mortality lately, as opposed to the possibility that she has become that proficient of a predator.
Cyndie buys a lot of chew toys for our dog, but none of those come close to thrilling Delilah as much as something biological. Oftentimes, we are unable to recognize what she has in her mouth, but it is easy to tell from her behavior and body language that it isn’t one of the toys.
If we are lucky, we are unable to identify what it is. Somehow that is easier to stomach. I felt a bit nauseous yesterday as she chomped away on the very obvious body of a mouse. Then she comes inside and tries to lick our faces with her bad breath while we towel her dry and remove her blaze-orange vest.
Earlier that morning, Cyndie stepped in the house from feeding the horses and said, “I have a blog post title for you…”
“Headless Rabbit.”
I decided not. Cyndie described the unlikely scenario of lifting one of the horse’s feed pans which had been flipped upside down in the paddock, and discovering the carcass of a headless rabbit beneath. We can’t imagine how it ended up there. Maybe one of the horses came across the body and purposely covered it out of respect.
We also have a pile of feathers that Delilah has been working on, which I’m guessing came from one of the many wild turkeys roaming our land. In addition to the deer leg that has been a recent prize, she also is quite fond of chewing on a fair-sized piece of hide; both hoof and hide being something that a pack of coyotes might leave behind.
Another harsh reality we are facing this weekend, with temperatures soaring well-above freezing, is the mud and manure mess we have been anticipating in the paddocks. When the ground here is saturated, it becomes so soft that you sink to the point of losing a boot in many places. That means we don’t dare try driving the tractor into the paddocks now to remove the abundant accumulation of manure. It would sink past the axles. This will be a nasty problem to endure while waiting for the soil to dry out.
It is our first spring with the horses, and this worst-case scenario has us biding our time until we can engineer a remedy, which will likely be a combination of altering landscape to improve drainage, and adding some sand/gravel to a few key areas to improve their footing.
All this “reality” certainly does help to accentuate how far we have come in our move from the refined environment of our previous life in the suburbs.
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Hi John. I have a relatively new student who wants to be a stand-up comedian. And being the person I am, I have been researching stand-up comedians and hit on Jeff Foxworthy and his redneck take on the world and his ensuing fortune. And so I was reading this post in his voice and particularly your last line:
All this “reality” certainly does help to accentuate how far we have come in our move from the refined environment of our previous life in the suburbs.
Try it yourself: it is really funny! Slaps stick is where it is at:-) And it is true, which is why we laugh and cry if we happen to be living in the suburbs!
Ian Rowcliffe
March 30, 2014 at 10:25 am
I’m all for the comedic. More of a Lewis Black and Craig Ferguson fan, myself. Maybe I’ll try to read in their voices. Thanks, Ian!
johnwhays
March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am
Thanks for the tip on comedians, John – I hadn’t heard of those.
Ian Rowcliffe
March 31, 2014 at 8:49 am
You are welcome. I hope you get a chance to explore a variety of their published standup routines. There is a fascinating youtube video of Craig Ferguson describing his transition from drinking to sobriety. I recommend it highly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K46P7loICXY
johnwhays
March 31, 2014 at 9:50 am
Yes, that is some turn around: comedy serious comedy: nice one, John!
Ian Rowcliffe
March 31, 2014 at 6:40 pm