Relative Something

Okay, so you have arrived here to find the answer to everything. I know. I was thinking the same thing. If we could just get the answer man to live up to our expectations and provide a clear and concise explanation for all the questions waiting to be asked, we’d finally be getting somewhere. In the mean time, what was that question again?

Why do some people use two hands to navigate clicking and moving the cursor and on their laptop when it was designed so it could be operated one-handed? Why does a craving to eat sometimes continue intensely after already consuming a meal? Why don’t cats go to work every day while we stay home and stretch out on the bed in the sun, lying in wait for them to return and feed us? Why do people try to answer rhetorical questions? Why do people think they can win a lottery, but don’t believe they will get struck by lightning? Why in the heck can’t I think of what that question was that I was going to ask?